"Why would you put this hay barrel in front of me? I can’t go no wheres."

"Why would you put this hay barrel in front of me? I can’t go no wheres."

Malygos flaunting her style on her walky! 

Malygos flaunting her style on her walky! 

"Please buy me the $300 Justin Beiber tickets? Look at my eyes…."

"Please buy me the $300 Justin Beiber tickets? Look at my eyes…."

Malygos isn’t too sure about the large purchase mommy just made. She could have been wiser with her money.

Malygos isn’t too sure about the large purchase mommy just made. She could have been wiser with her money.

"Mom gtfo facebook and feed us, kthx."

"Mom gtfo facebook and feed us, kthx."

"Why do they always run from me? I just want to love them, and hold them, and squeeze them alllll over!"

"Why do they always run from me? I just want to love them, and hold them, and squeeze them alllll over!"

"Okay, done with school, now to sleep for the rest of my life…"

"Okay, done with school, now to sleep for the rest of my life…"

Malygos Flashback - Baby Malygos, Mamma Scarlet!

Malygos Flashback - Baby Malygos, Mamma Scarlet!

"My ears are much bigger than yours! My ears can walk right through the door, with a feeling so pure, that’s got you barking back for more!"

"My ears are much bigger than yours! My ears can walk right through the door, with a feeling so pure, that’s got you barking back for more!"

Malygos Flashback! - ”Lady Gaga ain’t got nothing on these taped ears!”

Malygos Flashback! - ”Lady Gaga ain’t got nothing on these taped ears!”